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Ryan Essmaker is a designer and web developer with a soft spot for good typography, responsive design, and well-written markup. In his spare time you can find him with camera in hand or strumming on the ole six-string making sweet, sweet melodies.

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The Great Discontent

insert sarcastic remark here.

  • tina: do the pork chops seem thawed?
  • me: um, idk.
  • me: they feel frozen solid to me.
  • tina: will you take them out and set them on the counter?
  • tina: please.
  • tina: they'll be fine til i get home.
  • me: i guess so.
  • tina: what do you mean i guess so?
  • me: you owe me. that was a lot of work.
  • me: making me get out of my chair and all.
  • tina: well, that's how you said it.
  • me: i'm just playing. geez
  • tina: well, i can't tell when you are typing it.
  • me: why is it my sarcasm always fails online?
  • tina: i don't know but i don't think you should use it online. i don't like it.
  • me: that's like asking the sky to not be blue.
  • tina: well then i would like you to indicate that you are being sarcastic because i can't tell when you are typing and i take it as you're being mean.
  • me: insert sarcastic remark.
  • me: will this work?
  • tina: yes
  • me: lol